Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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