Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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