jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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