Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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