OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Alive.
So much puke
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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