This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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