Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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