If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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