Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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