just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
