Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and i looked up. we had an audience...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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