YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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