i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
