idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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