gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i believe in u and ur pee
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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