i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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