I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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