Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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