You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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