do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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