i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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