Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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