So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
