If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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