evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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