your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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