I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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