I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
