Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just tell him i said nine months
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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