We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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