You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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