It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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