it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
