Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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