He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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