just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
