last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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