Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
