and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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