I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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