so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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