i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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