the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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