Dual....:-)
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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