you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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