i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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