if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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