I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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