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gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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