i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
