Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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