it hurts more in the daytime
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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