Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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