I heard we made out
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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