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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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