So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
